Set up the receivers to be eaten by a wave mid-catch.

Expect to be pummeled by that same wave post-throw.

If a wave washes the ball ashore during gameplay, someone fumbled. Drink motherfucker. Point goes to Mother Ocean. 

If you bleed, you get a point. Go get 'em, you stallion. 

If you complete the pass or catch = 1 point each.

If you are knocked unconscious and/or require chiropractic care* during or immediately after gameplay - you're a fucking legend. 10 Points for you, champ.

*Care is provided by a licensed chiropractor, unless he's the injured.  

Any unclassified injuries will be given a point value on site. Bruises don't count, sugar britches. They're badges of honor and are documented for posterity.

If a fumbled ball is sucked back into the deep depths of Mother Ocean's bosom, that's a sacrifice* to Mother Ocean.  New ball is on you, bitch.

* Mother Ocean may, from time to time also demand other sacred items of sacrifice, such as sunglasses, spliffs, hats, and so forth. Mother Ocean  takes and  Mother Ocean  gives....usually with pain and punishment.